Twisted Matrix Laboratories

… is a loosely-affiliated group of hackers from around the globe, working on software together. Much of this software is to facilitate interaction between geographically disparate people – infrastructure for massively multiplayer games, personal information spaces, and other “places you can be” on the internet. Some of it is also used to target a wide array of powerful lasers in geosynchronous orbit, to prevent a massive outbreak of the whitespace-eating nanovirus from the future.

Comprised of ninjas, rogue temporal authority enforcement agents, ancient greeks, and supernatural forces from Mesopotamia, the Labs is concerned with bringing you the highest-quality internet available anywhere south of Bordeaux (or north of Oulu). Therefore all Twisted developers are required to CLASSIFIED.

The Matrix

Glyph “Glyph” Lefkowitzglyph (at) twistedmatrix.com

electric violin

Jean-Paul “exarkun” Calderoneexarkun (at) twistedmatrix.com

geopolitical sociographic dissonance engine

Christopher “radix” Armstrongradix (at) twistedmatrix.com

percussion

Thomas “therve” Hervé: therve (at) free.fr

nuclear ocarina

Paul “z3p” Swartzz3p (at) twistedmatrix.com

oboe

Allen “Dash” Shortwashort (at) twistedmatrix.com

vocals and guitar

Jonathan “jml” Langejml (at) twistedmatrix.com

pipe organ

Ralph “ralphm” Meijer: twisted (at) ralphm.ik.nu

vocals and timbales

Pavel “!PenguinOfDoom” Pergamenshchikppergame (at) gmail.com

electronic balalaika

[wiki:People/DuncanMcGreggor Duncan “oubiwann” McGreggor]: oubiwann (at) twistedmatrix.com

Calabi–Yau manifold-pipes

Andrew “spiv” Bennettsandrew (at) bemusement.org

glockenspiel

Itamar “itamar” Turner-Trauringitamar (at) itamarst.org

alto recorder

Stephen “jerub” Thorne: jerub (at) twistedmatrix.com

trumpet

Kevin “Acapnotic” Turneracapnotic (at) twistedmatrix.com

trombone

Donovan “fzZzy” Prestondp (at) twistedmatrix.com

bass and harmonium

Jürgen “snibril” Hermannjh (at) twistedmatrix.com

synthesizer

Moshe “vertical” Zadkamoshez (at) twistedmatrix.com

accordion

Benjamin Bruheimgrolgh (at) online.no

kazoo

Travis B. “Nafai” Hartwellnafai (at) twistedmatrix.com

keyboards

Gavin “skreech” Coopergavin.cooper (at) gmail.com

torque wrench

Bob “etrepum” Ippolitobob (at) redivi.com

low frequency oscillator

Jonathan D. “slyphon” Simmsslyphon (at) twistedmatrix.com

theramin and drums

Brian “warner” Warnerwarner (at) twistedmatrix.com

hertzian field renderer

Mary Gardinermary-twisted (at) puzzling.org

krummhorn

Eric “teratorn” Mangoldteratorn (at) twistedmatrix.com

serpentine bassoon

Tommi “Tv” Virtanentv (at) twistedmatrix.com

didgeridoo

Justin “justinj” Johnsonjustinj (at) twistedmatrix.com

bass mandolin

Sean “Riley” Rileysean (at) twistedmatrix.com

grand piano

Thijs Triemstrainfo (at) collab.nl

TR-909

Jessica “jesstess” McKellarjesstess (at) mit.edu

Moog

Laurens “lvh” Van Houtvenlvh (at) twistedmatrix.com

SID 8580 R5

Amber “HawkOwl” Brownhawkowl (at) atleastfornow.net

kookaburra whistle

Extras

Jerry Hebert : jerry (at) cynics.org Nick Moffit : nick (at) zork.org Jeremy Fincher